Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chicken Sh!t Everywhere Garden Flag

Let the world know: chickens are great—and they come with extras. The Chicken Sh!t Everywhere garden flag is lightweight, weather-resistant, and impossible to ignore. Hang it by the coop, porch, or garden and watch neighbors nod in weary solidarity.

Who It’s For

Backyard flock keepers with a sense of humor, HOA survivors who enjoy tasteful chaos, and anyone tired of pretending those little “gifts” aren’t everywhere.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Fabric: 100% polyester—lightweight, weather-resistant

  • Finish: pole hem for easy hanging on most standard garden flag stands

  • Print: bold, full-color design made to turn heads

  • Use: outdoor display in yard, garden, or by the coop

  • Note: flag only—pole/stand not included

  • Size: see product options (choose your preferred dimensions in the dropdown)

How to Use / What to Expect

Slide the pole through the hemmed sleeve and stake it where it’ll get smiles (and maybe a few side-eyes). Colors hold up great outdoors; mild fading can happen after long, sunny seasons—bring the flag in during extreme weather to extend its life.

Care

Spot clean with mild soap and cold water. Air dry. Do not bleach. Store fully dry between seasons.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

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