Bawk Bawk, Bitch Garden Flag

Some garden flags whisper “welcome.”
This one kicks the coop door off the hinges. Made from weather-resistant polyester, the Bawk Bawk, Bitch garden flag is for yards run by birds and keepers with a sense of humor. Hang it by the coop, over the porch, or next to the mailbox you’ve stopped repainting. It lets the world know: chickens live here—and they’re not quiet about it. (Pole not included.)

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), neighbors who already know what time your rooster crows, and anyone who wants a funny chicken garden flag that can take some weather and keep clucking.

What’s Included / Specs

• Material: weather-resistant polyester (durable print, everyday outdoor use)

• Use: yard, porch, coop area, mailbox post

• Compatibility: fits standard garden-flag poles/stakes (pole not included)

• Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)

Care

For longest life, bring indoors during extreme wind or prolonged bad weather. Spot clean with mild soap and water; air dry. Avoid bleach and high heat.

Eco-Conscious Production

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“If the HOA has notes, bring cookies. Then hang it higher.”