Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Ditch plastic, keep your swagger. The Cluck It All Farms Eco Tote Bag hauls groceries, books, cartons of eggs—and the occasional coop drama—without breaking a sweat. Durable organic cotton, long straps, and an open main compartment make this your everyday carry for errands, markets, and flock duty.
Farmers’ market marauders, feed-store regulars, and anyone who needs a tough, reusable bag that says “yes, I keep chickens—and yes, I’m organized.”
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)—light but sturdy
Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Straps: dual 1″ wide, 24.5″ long for comfy shoulder carry
Compartment: open main compartment for quick in/out
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron low on reverse.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—thank you for choosing reusable over disposable.
This item is made to order and ships separately from CluckKit™ supplies or other farm gear in your cart.
Clancy Crowed It
“Carry more. Waste less. Cluck on.”