Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
Tough enough for the feed store, bold enough for the school pickup line—this is the tote for the keeper who hauls it all (and isn’t shy about it). With a big “CHICKEN KEEPER AF” across a classic chicken silhouette, this bag turns every trip into a flock boss flex.
Details:
100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill—durable, eco-friendly, and coop-chic
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)—tough enough for treats, eggs, or even a bag of grit
1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) long—easy to throw over your shoulder when you’re chasing chickens
Spacious open main compartment for all your keeper chaos
Blank product ethically sourced from India
Why you’ll love it:
Sturdy enough for your heaviest hauls
Comfy straps for hands-free chicken wrangling
Makes every keeper proud (and gets a few laughs)
Your Cluck It All tote is printed just for you when you order—so delivery takes a little longer, but it helps us cut waste and keep things fresh. Thanks for making smarter, sustainable choices for you and your flock.