Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Built for frosty chores and cocoa runs, the Chicken Winter Sleigh sweatshirt is warm, soft, and ready for the season. Classic fit, cozy fleece, and a festive graphic that brings holiday cheer to the coop (and the coffee line).
Holiday market regulars, sunrise egg collectors, cocoa-at-coop romantics, and anyone who thinks winter is better with warm layers and louder poultry.
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
Feel: air-jet spun yarn for a softer hand and reduced pilling
Fit: classic unisex fit, pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Ribbing: 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex; rib cuffs & hem hold shape
Durability: double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem
Neck: crew neck for easy layering
Graphic: festive Chicken Winter Sleigh design (front)
True to size in a classic, not-too-baggy silhouette. Size up for an oversized look or heavy layering. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you. Thanks for supporting sustainable shopping.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm sweatshirt, warmer cocoa, zero patience for frozen waterers. Sleigh on.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
