We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

I Am Management Unisex Hoodie

Because someone has to be in charge—and it’s not the rooster. The I Am Management hoodie is ultra-soft fleece with a cozy hood and pouch pocket, built for issuing decrees like “Stop pooping in the nest boxes” and “No, the bathtub is not a brooder.” Bold embroidery, zero committee meetings.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Warm as cluck: Ultra-soft fleece for dawn chores and late lock-ups.

  • Everyday build: Roomy pouch pocket + comfy hood = permanent weekend energy.

  • Power statement: Says what you’re thinking—without a board meeting.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Runs small—size up unless you want a very snug power move.

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Management has spoken. Take a number, rooster.”

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32