Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Unisex Hoodie

You wanted soft? You got it.
You wanted subtle? Keep scrolling.

This hoodie is cozy, bold, and aggressively bird-brained—in the best way. With a warm fleece lining, front pouch pocket, and loud energy embroidered right across the front, it’s the go-to sweatshirt for chicken keepers who are a little unhinged and completely unapologetic about it.

Important: This one runs small. Order a size up unless you want your hoodie to match your emotional compression.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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