Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You wanted soft? You got it.
You wanted subtle? Keep scrolling.
The Bawk Bawk, Bitch hoodie is cozy, loud, and aggressively bird-brained—in the best way. A warm fleece interior keeps chores bearable, a front pouch pocket stashes treats/keys/attitude, and the front embroidery delivers the message without you lifting a finger. It’s the sweatshirt for keepers who are a little unhinged and completely unapologetic about it.
People born without an “inside voice” about chickens, night-chore ninjas, market-day hecklers you’ve converted to flock life, and anyone who believes a hoodie can double as a boundary.
Build: unisex pullover hoodie with fleece interior
Features: front pouch pocket, drawstring hood, ribbed cuffs/hem
Decoration: embroidered “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front graphic
Fabric: cotton/poly fleece blend (exact fiber content may vary by color)
Runs small. If you like a standard fit, size up one; for roomy/oversized or heavy layering, size up two. Check your store’s size guide before adding to cart.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the embroidery.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed/embroidered just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If the hoodie’s loud, you don’t have to be. Save your voice for rooster negotiations.”
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |