Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold mornings, hot chicken takes. The Ask Me About My Chickens hoodie is the uniform for keepers who turn small talk into coop talk. It’s soft where it matters (a 100% cotton face) with a cozy 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece interior, so you get warmth without the weight. A front pouch pocket stashes treats or keys, and the three-panel hood blocks wind when you’re checking on the flock—or preaching the gospel of chicken math at the farmers’ market.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families and fair-goers who live for coop chat, market vendors and backyard flock mentors who field questions in every aisle, and anyone who wants a funny chicken hoodie that actually gets worn all day.
Fabric: 100% cotton face; body 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
Features: front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, self-fabric patch at back
Print: bold “Ask Me About My Chickens” graphic
Fit: unisex; runs small—order one size up (see size guide below for measurements)
Sourcing: blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan
This style runs small. If you like a standard fit, size up one; for a roomy/oversized look or heavy layering, size up two. Check the size guide below before you add to cart.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—your hoodie is printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If wearing this doesn’t start a chicken conversation, check your coffee. You might be under-caffeinated.”
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |