Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Some days you slap a message on the fridge and walk away. The Not Today, Chicken Drama magnet says exactly that—bold, bright, and stubborn enough to hold your notes, feed schedules, and dignity in place. Stick it on the fridge, locker, or coop door (if your hens don’t steal it).
Loud and proud: Cluck It All colors that say “nope” to henhouse politics.
Actually useful: Holds lists, reminders, or your last shred of patience.
Drama shield: Daily reminder you’re in charge—even if the flock disagrees.
Gift-ready: Perfect add-on for any keeper, rookie or battle-hardened.
Size: 4" × 4"
Material: 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
Finish:Premium matte
Backing: Magnetic black
Note: Clean the surface before sticking.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Drama? Denied.”
