We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Not Today, Chicken Drama 4" x 4" Magnet

Some days you slap a message on the fridge and walk away. The Not Today, Chicken Drama magnet says exactly that—bold, bright, and stubborn enough to hold your notes, feed schedules, and dignity in place. Stick it on the fridge, locker, or coop door (if your hens don’t steal it).

Why You’ll Love It

  • Loud and proud: Cluck It All colors that say “nope” to henhouse politics.

  • Actually useful: Holds lists, reminders, or your last shred of patience.

  • Drama shield: Daily reminder you’re in charge—even if the flock disagrees.

  • Gift-ready: Perfect add-on for any keeper, rookie or battle-hardened.

Specs

  • Size: 4" × 4"

  • Material: 0.5 mm flexible vinyl

  • Finish:Premium matte

  • Backing: Magnetic black

  • Note: Clean the surface before sticking.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Drama? Denied.”