Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Show your coop colors. The Cluck It All Farms Logo Sticker is durable, vibrant, and ready for bottles, laptops, clipboards, feed bins—anywhere your poultry pride needs to travel.
Flock members, farm fans, and keepers who want a clean, bold mark of allegiance (and a sturdier-looking water bottle).
Material: premium adhesive vinyl
Finish: high-opacity film (no show-through)
Backer: bubble-free for smooth application
Use: great on bottles, laptops, notebooks, egg coolers & bins
Sizes: select your preferred size in the product options
Clean & dry the surface (no oils/soap film).
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge across.
Press firmly 10–15 seconds for best adhesion.
Removal: Lift a corner and peel low & slow; wipe any residue with a little rubbing alcohol.
Hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend print life. Avoid harsh cleaners and abrasives.
Each sticker is made to order to reduce overproduction and waste.
This is a print-on-demand item and may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies or other farm gear in your cart.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stick with the winners.”