We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck It All & Carry On Sticker

Solidarity in snark form. The Cluck It All & Carry On sticker is durable, high-opacity vinyl with a bubble-free backing—perfect for laptops, bottles, egg coolers, and feed bins.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Barn-proof: Tough, weather-resistant vinyl.

  • Clean apply: High-opacity film, bubble-free backing.

  • Goes anywhere: Gear, clipboards, coolers—your call.

Application tip: Clean and dry the surface; peel and smooth from one edge.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Carry on, clucker. Preferably with coffee.”