Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Make the message clear without saying a word. The Cluck Around & Find Out chicken sticker delivers bold, cheeky energy on high-opacity vinyl so colors pop and backgrounds don’t show through. The bubble-free adhesive makes application smooth on any clean, flat surface—water bottles, laptops, notebooks, feed-room clipboards, you name it.
Flock bosses with a sense of humor, feed-store philosophers, market-day mischief-makers, and anyone who prefers their warnings in cluckin’ big letters.
Material: durable adhesive vinyl
Film: high-opacity for full coverage & vibrant color
Backer: bubble-free for easy, smooth application
Use: ideal for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear
Sizes: select from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)
Clean & dry the surface (no oils, dust, or soap film).
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other.
Press firmly for 10–15 seconds—extra pressure helps on textured items.
To remove, lift a corner and peel back low & slow; any residue wipes with a little rubbing alcohol.
Hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend print life. Avoid abrasive scrubbers and harsh chemicals.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Some folks read the shirt. The smart ones read the sticker.”