We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Sticker

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a clucking personality test. Printed on durable, bubble-free vinyl, the Bawk Bawk, Bitch sticker sticks where it matters: laptops, water bottles, notebooks, coop clipboards—or right over someone’s bad chicken advice. Rep your flock, warn the feed-store cashier, and get the message across without saying a word.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market regulars with a sense of humor, and anyone who wants a funny chicken sticker that survives real life.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Material: durable adhesive vinyl

  • Film: high-opacity for crisp color and full coverage

  • Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces

  • Use: perfect forlaptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear

  • Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)

  • Finish & care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“Stickers stick better than advice."