Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a clucking personality test. Printed on durable, bubble-free vinyl, the Bawk Bawk, Bitch sticker sticks where it matters: laptops, water bottles, notebooks, coop clipboards—or right over someone’s bad chicken advice. Rep your flock, warn the feed-store cashier, and get the message across without saying a word.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market regulars with a sense of humor, and anyone who wants a funny chicken sticker that survives real life.
Material: durable adhesive vinyl
Film: high-opacity for crisp color and full coverage
Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces
Use: perfect forlaptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear
Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)
Finish & care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stickers stick better than advice."
