Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Leadership looks better with a lid.
The I Am Management travel mug is your daily dose of caffeine and credibility. Designed to hold 25 oz of hot, steamy authority, this stainless steel powerhouse fits in your car’s cup holder and your morning routine—whether you're rolling into work, wrangling feed bags, or dodging unsolicited chicken advice.
With a spill-resistant lid, a sturdy handle, and Clancy’s signature power stance, this mug isn’t just along for the ride. It is the ride.
Why It Rules:
25 oz of liquid confidence (and probably black coffee)
Stainless steel durability—because you’re not fragile and neither is your drinkware
Spill-resistant press-in lid = less drama, more dominance
Lead & BPA-free because we manage safety, too
Sleek, boss-ready design with a handle that means business
Specs:
Height: 7.9″ | Upper Diameter: 3.3″ | Base Diameter: 2.7″
Hand-wash only (because real power doesn’t rinse itself)
Made to order—because Management doesn’t overproduce, they strategize
I gave this to my immediate supervisor after someone told her she was "just a charge nurse". She is so much more and she loved it.