Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydrate like you mean it. The Chicken Feet bottle is double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless that keeps cold drinks frosty for the long haul. A wide-mouth foldable straw makes quick sips easy, a rotating carry handle hooks to fingers, totes, and chore carts, and an anti-slip base patch keeps it from swan-diving off the tailgate. Glossy finish with the Chicken Feet graphic = cute and grippy from coop to car.
Temp locked: Vacuum insulation for all-day cold; no lukewarm regrets.
One-hand friendly: Foldable straw + rotating handle = sip, grab, go.
Stays put: Anti-slip base keeps it steady on benches and truck beds.
Built for chaos: Stainless body with a durable glossy print.
Material: Double-walled stainless steel, vacuum-insulated
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)
Dimensions: 9.92″ H × 3.54″
Lid: Plastic wide-mouth foldable straw with rotating carry handle
Finish: Glossy exterior with Chicken Feet graphic; anti-slip base patch
Best performance: Pre-chill with cold water for 2–3 minutes before filling.
Hot drinks: Straw lids are for cold/room-temp beverages—skip the piping-hot stuff.
Carbonation: Not recommended with a straw lid.
Transport: Keep upright in vehicles/bags for max spill resistance.
Care: Hand-wash only. Disassemble lid/straw; wash warm, soapy water; rinse & air-dry. No dishwasher, microwave, bleach, or abrasive scrubbers.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hydrate first. Correct everyone’s chicken math second.”
