$55.00 USD 
$64.25 USD 
From the front yard to the feed-store coffee line, this bundle says exactly what you’re thinking—no feather-ruffling required. A clapback flag, a boundary-setting mug, a “don’t engage” tote, and a sticker that stares down nonsense. Subtle from the sidewalk. Savage up close.
“Cluck You Very Much” Garden Flag — Weather-resistant polyester with pole hem for easy hanging. Bold, clean print built for outdoor display. Flag only—pole/stand not included.
Matching 15 oz Mug — Dishwasher & microwave safe ceramic with the same unapologetic design. Size: 15 oz (approx. 4.69″ H × 3.35″ Ø).
“Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” Eco Tote — 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″, up to 30 lb capacity, long shoulder straps.
“Try Me, Mother Clucker” Vinyl Sticker — High-opacity vinyl with bubble-free backing. Weather-resistant; great for bottles, laptops, egg coolers & feed bins.
Boundary keepers, feed-store introverts, HOA survivors, and anyone fluent in passive cluckin’ aggressive.
Flag: Slide your stand’s arm through the hemmed sleeve; stake by the porch, coop, or mailbox.
Mug: Fill with coffee; delay conversation.
Tote: Load eggs, scratch, or the weight of explaining chicken math (again).
Sticker: Clean surface, apply, and let the bird do the talking.
Flag: Spot clean cold; air dry. Bring in during extreme weather for longest life.
Mug: Dishwasher safe (top rack best). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasives on print.
Eco Tote: Spot clean or hand wash cold; lay flat to dry. Iron low on reverse if needed.
Sticker: Hand-wash bottles to extend life; remove by peeling low & slow.
Each item is made to order to reduce overproduction—printed just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Clancy Crowed It
“Say less. Let the merch do the menace.”
