Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Keep cool and stylish while showing off your love for chickens with the Ask Me About My Chickens Women's Racerback Tank! This soft, lightweight tank features a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an effortlessly edgy and comfortable look.
Features:
Eco-Conscious & Thoughtful:
Each tank is made to order, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainable practices.
Whether you’re at the gym, tending to the coop, or enjoying a sunny day out, this racerback tank is the perfect way to combine comfort, style, and chicken pride. Wear it proudly and let your love for your feathered friends shine!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |