Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Lightweight Design: Weighing just 10 oz and 48" in length, this Poultry Leg Hook is easy to handle and maneuver, perfect for managing your flock without added strain.
Durable and Strong: Made from 1/4" stainless steel rod, this leg hook is built to last, ensuring it can handle the toughest poultry while maintaining strength and durability.
Adjustable Loop Opening: The rounded loop opening tapers from 0.19" to 0.84", providing a secure fit around your poultry's leg for safe and easy handling.
Comfortable Grip: Features a high-impact plastic handle that offers a secure and comfortable grip, making it easy to use for extended periods without discomfort.
Versatile Tool: Ideal for working with spurring roosters, ill-tempered birds, or those difficult to catch. This tool helps you safely control and manage your flock with ease.
How to Use: To use, approach the bird quietly, ideally while they are eating. Secure the leg by slipping the hook above the foot and grab the bird quickly. Requires swift movement for best results.
Benefits: A must-have tool for managing poultry with minimal stress. Whether dealing with an aggressive rooster or handling a sick bird, the Poultry Leg Hook ensures control and safety for both you and the bird.