Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Dial in the cozy. The Heating Plate Temperature Controller plugs between the outlet and your chick heat plate so you can set output anywhere from 20% to 100%—keeping the brooder warm without wasting watts.
Keepers using heat plates (not lamps) who want finer control over brooder temps as room conditions and chick needs change.
Adjustable output: Turn the dial to set heat plate power from 20–100% for a just-right warm zone.
Energy smart: Lower the dial when the room’s warm; bump it up during cold snaps.
Inline & easy: 29" corded controller plugs between the wall and your heat plate.
At-a-glance status: Solid red = full power when plate is plugged straight into the outlet; blinking indicates adjustable power when routed through the controller.
For devices drawing up to 100 watts.
Designed for heat plates. Not suitable for heat lamps or other light-based heaters.
Control range: 20–100% output
Max load: 100W
Cord length: 29 in inline controller
Use: Brooder heat plates only (not for incandescent or ceramic heat bulbs)
Plug the controller into the outlet, then plug your heat plate into the controller.
Start mid-range and check brooder temp at chick height; adjust the dial until chicks spread out comfortably.
Expect to tweak settings with room changes (night temps, drafts, growth).
Blinking indicator = controller is actively modulating power.
Do not use with heat lamps or any bulb-type heaters.
Keep cords out of pecking and bedding; inspect for wear.
Use in a dry, ventilated brooder area; avoid enclosed bins or barrels.
Unplug before cleaning or moving gear.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Turn the dial, not your brooder into a sauna.”
My chickies were extremely happy and my mind was put to ease regarding them overheating
