Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Because chickens need enrichment, too—just don’t expect yoga.
Happy Hen Treat Tumblers are peck-worthy snack balls made with wholesome oats and dried mealworms, built to roll and tumble across the run. Your flock gets the thrill of the chase and a protein-powered reward for their efforts. Perfect for pecking order peace, rainy-day boredom, and training your hens to sprint.
Flocks with energy to burn, keepers who want real enrichment (not just filler), and anyone who thinks chicken TV is better with a snack chase.
Contents: 14 oz oat & mealworm treat balls
Bag: Resealable for freshness and easy storage
Guaranteed Analysis:
Crude Protein (min): 15.5%
Crude Fat (min): 5.0%
Crude Fiber (max): 2.5%
Lysine (min): 0.5%
Methionine (min): 0.1%
Calcium (min–max): 0.05%–0.20%
Phosphorus (min): 0.45%
Sodium (min–max): 0.01%–0.10%
Ingredients: Oat Kernels, Wheat, Dried Mealworms, Potato Starch
Roll into the run after regular feed
Let birds peck, scratch, and chase
Use as training or taming treats
Not a feed replacement—keep total treats ≤10% of the daily diet
Provide grit and fresh water
Store cool and dry. Reseal bag between uses to keep treat balls fresh.
Ships with farm supply orders. Apparel items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“They’ll chase it like it owes them money.”
