Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Built for hungry beaks and coop chaos. The Galvanized Cone Poultry Feeder shrugs off weather and pecks, while an adjustable cone dials feed flow so you can slow the scatter or open the buffet. Hang it from the top hanger/handle or park it on a stand—either way, feed stays where it belongs.
Backyard flocks to barnyard bruisers, keepers who want durable gear and control over how fast the feed flies.
Rugged build: Galvanized steel stands up to daily use and outdoor life.
Adjustable flow: Tune the cone to meter feed into the tray—less billing-out, less waste.
Flexible placement: Hanger/handle lets you hang or set based on your setup.
Right-size options: 11 lb, 22 lb, or 44 lb capacities match flock size and refill rhythm.
Capacities: 11 lb, 22 lb, 44 lb
Material: Heavy-gauge galvanized steel
Features: Adjustable cone, top hanger/handle
Feed Saver Grill (cut scatter) • Rain Hat (keep it dry) • Anti-Soil Shield (block dust & debris)
Hang or place on a level surface at back height.
Set the cone gap so birds can eat without trenching the tray.
Add a shield/rain hat if your run gets windy or splashy.
Dump fines weekly. Rinse and dry; mild detergent as needed. Check hardware and cone adjustment seasonally.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed the flock, not the floor.”
