Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stop feeding the floor. The Feed Saver Grill drops into your galvanized cone feeder and blocks the classic “scoop-n-fling,” so more feed lands in beaks—not in the bedding. Cleaner coop, lower feed bill, fewer sighs.
Keepers who are done paying for chickens to practice excavation, from backyard flocks to busy barn yards.
No-waste geometry: Smart gap layout lets birds reach feed while shutting down scatter.
Right-size fit: Purpose-built for 11 lb, 22 lb, and 40 lb cone feeders.
Cleaner setup: Less floor feed = fewer pests and less soggy litter.
Coop-tough: Stands up to pecks, nudges, and daily refills.
Designed for galvanized cone feeders in 11/22/40 lb sizes. Check your feeder’s model/diameter to confirm fit.
Other cone feeder accessories pictured: Rain hat& Anti-soil shield
Empty or lower feed to expose the rim.
Seat the grill level on/in the cone per your feeder’s design.
Refill; set feeder at back height to cut billing-out.
Use multiple feeders for large flocks to reduce crowding.
Dump fines weekly. Rinse and dry; mild detergent as needed. Inspect for bends—reshape or replace if distorted.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed goes to birds, not the broom.”
Working great, no spills
We are glad it worked well for you!
