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Deluxe Hen Hydrator Chicken Nipple Waterer

Clean water on demand, minus the splash zone. The Deluxe Hen Hydrator uses a gravity-feed bucket with four side-mounted nipples so adult birds drink clean and your litter stays dry. A UV-protected, translucent bucket lets you see levels at a glance, and the sloped, twist-locking lid says “nice try” to would-be perchers.

Who It’s For

Keepers who want hygienic, low-mess watering for adult birds, from tidy backyard flocks to small farm crews.

What It Does / Why It Works

  • Hygienic delivery: Nipple drinkers cut backwash, slime, and splashy beaks.

  • See it, fill it: Translucent, UV-protected bucket shows water level and resists sun wear (and helps slow algae growth).

  • No-perch lid: Sloped, twist-locking top helps keep debris out and cleaning simple.

  • Hang & go: Ergonomic handle with Bucket Handle Grip makes carrying and hanging less… colorful.

Sizes & Specs

  • Capacities: 1-gallon or 3-gallon

  • Drinking: 4 side-mounted nipple drinkers

  • Mounting: Hang at bird’s eye level (varies by breed)

  • Construction: UV-protected translucent bucket, sloped twist-lock lid, rugged carry handle + grip

How to Use / Keeper Playbook

  1. Fill, twist-lock the lid, and hang at eye level so birds peck, not head-butt.

  2. Transition tips: Remove other water sources; tap each nipple to show the drip; give 24–48 hours for full adoption.

  3. Check daily, top off as needed, and keep nipples clear of bedding.

  4. Adult birds only. Not for freezing conditions—switch to a heated system in winter.

Cleaning & Care

Dump, rinse, and wipe bucket weekly (more often in hot sun). Quick-flush nipples if flow slows. If parts crack or warp, replace—hydration isn’t optional.

Shipping & Timing

Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Clean sips, dry floors. Revolutionary, I know.”