Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stay inspired and organized with this vibrant spiral notebook. Whether you're jotting down ideas, making to-do lists, or capturing your dreams, this notebook is perfect for every day.
Soft-Touch Coating: Provides a sleek, smooth finish on the cover.
High-Quality Pages: 140 dotted pages for flexible writing or sketching.
Durable Wire-O Binding: Keeps the notebook securely intact.
Perfect Size: US version measures 5.5″ × 8.5″; EU version measures 5.7″ × 8.5″.
Sourced Responsibly: Made with premium materials from the US and Sweden.
Note: This product is made on demand, reducing waste and overproduction, so please expect slightly longer delivery times. Thank you for supporting sustainable practices!
