Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Bring a little cheeky confidence to your notes, lists, and big ideas. The Cluck Around & Find Out hardcover notebook keeps everything corralled—brainstorms, egg counts, coop upgrades—with a sturdy cover and just enough attitude to get things done.
List-makers, chore-chart commanders, market-day planners, and anyone who prefers their to-dos with poultry-powered pep talks.
Cover: durable UltraHyde hardcover with Cluck Around & Find Out design
Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (perfect for bags & clipboards)
Weight: 10.9 oz—light enough for everyday carry, sturdy enough for daily use
Pages: 80 lined, cream-colored pages for smooth writing
Closure/Marker: elastic band + ribbon page marker
Storage: expandable inner pocket for receipts, cards & loose notes
Wipe cover with a soft, slightly damp cloth; dry immediately. Keep away from standing water and heavy solvents.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Write it down. Do it right. Then cluck about it.”