Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The Clancy Approved travel mug is your go-to companion for early chores, late meetings, and every rooster-fueled detour in between. With a sturdy handle, sleek stainless steel build, and spill-resistant lid, it’s built to carry 25 oz of caffeine—and Clancy’s full-bodied attitude.
This is more than just a mug. It’s a statement. A survival tool. A rooster-certified vessel for the beverage that keeps you from screaming into the coop.
Why It Rules:
Clancy Approved badge = tested by chaos, not committees
Spill-resistant plastic lid keeps your drink where it belongs
Sturdy handle for easy grip during goat chases, brooder checks, and 8 a.m. tantrums
Stainless steel build = durability that lasts longer than your patience
Specs:
25 oz capacity
Height: 7.9″ | Upper Diameter: 3.3″ | Base: 2.7″
Lead & BPA-free materials
Hand-wash only (management says so)
Printed on demand—because bulk is for brands without backbone