Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Add a touch of edge to your chicken-loving style with the Crazy Chicken Lady Distressed Dad Hat! Featuring a trendy distressed brim and crown, this hat is perfect for casual outings, coop visits, or showing off your poultry pride in a laid-back look.
Features:
Eco-Conscious & Thoughtful:
Each hat is made to order, reducing overproduction and promoting sustainability.
Whether you’re tending to your flock, running errands, or just embracing your Crazy Chicken Lady spirit, this distressed dad hat is a fun and fashionable addition to your collection. Wear it with pride and a little extra cluckin’ attitude!
Love the hat! It’s so soft and comfortable. Has the look and feel of a broken-in hat, but is brand new and ready to wear. Easy to adjust. Already a favorite!
I really love this company! Everything that I have ordered from them has turned out to be great! They definitely take pride in what they sell to their customers.