Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Shade, sarcasm, approval. The Clancy Approved dad hat pairs a relaxed, low-profile fit with breathable chino twill, a curved brim, and an adjustable buckle—your uniform for feed runs, coop checks, and off-duty errands.
Low-profile comfort: Unstructured, 6-panel build that actually breathes.
Dialed fit: Adjustable strap with antique buckle.
Everyday shade: Classic curved brim + six embroidered eyelets.
Receipts: “Clancy Approved” front embroidery.
Material: 100% chino cotton twill
Build: Low-profile, unstructured, 6-panel; six embroidered eyelets for airflow
Closure: Adjustable strap with antique buckle; unisex everyday style
Care: Spot clean or hand-wash cold with mild detergent. Do not soak the brim (some use paper/card inserts)—wipe gently with a damp cloth. Reshape crown with a small towel, air dry on a clean towel (brim supported, face up). No dryer/heat/sun. Do not iron embroidery or buckle.
Pro tip: For sweatbands, use a soft brush + diluted vinegar (1:4 water), rinse, then dry as above.
This item is embroidered just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Speak softly, carry snacks, wear the hat.”
