Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Warm ears, calm birds, zero drama. The Chicken Whisperer pom-pom beanie brings cozy knit comfort with a playful topper—perfect for frosty waterer runs, market mornings, and off-duty errands where chickens still come up (they will).
Rooster negotiators, gentle-hen wranglers, winter chore warriors, and anyone whose birds come running when they hear your voice.
Material: 100% acrylic—soft, warm, durable
Length: 12″ (30.5 cm) knit with a fold-over 3″ (7.6 cm) cuff
Fit: one size fits most; stretchy rib knit for a snug feel
Style: classic pom-pom topper; unisex everyday wear
Decoration: Chicken Whisperer cuff design
Hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Avoid bleach and high heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Speak softly, carry snacks, wear the fluffy hat.”