Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
From coop checks to coffee runs, the Chicken Dad dad hat keeps shade on your eyes and poultry pride up front. It’s soft, breathable, and relaxed from day one—classic low-profile shape with a curved brim you don’t have to fight.
Early egg collectors who beat the sun, hardware-store philosophers, Saturday sideline coaches at the 4-H barn, and any keeper who answers to “Hey, Chicken Dad!”
Material: 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill / 65% polyester)
Build: low-profile, unstructured, 6-panel construction
Ventilation: six embroidered eyelets for airflow
Closure: adjustable strap with antique buckle for a dialed-in fit
Style: classic curved brim; unisex everyday wear
Decoration: bold Chicken Dad front design
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Air dry. Avoid bleach and high heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee first, coop report second. The hat says the rest.”