Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Say goodbye to coop crawlies—without the chemical fog. P3 Poultry Pest Powder is a plant-based, ready-to-use dust that kills poultry mites and lice by contact on birds and in the coop. No mixing, no fumes, no eviction—treat the space and the flock, then get back to chores.
Backyard keepers, breeders, and small farms tackling northern fowl mites, poultry lice, and recurring coop hot spots.
Flock-safe formula: FIFRA 25(b) minimum-risk pesticide when used as directed.
Contact kill: Essential oils + physical cuticle disruption = pests dehydrate and die.
No re-entry delay: Once dust settles, birds can resume scratching.
Mixing-free: Comes ready to shake and apply.
Sawyer (Research): We’re not claiming “miracle” or equivalence to prescription products. This is a 25(b) option—effective when applied correctly and repeatedly.
Application rate: 4–6 lb / 1,000 sq ft
Birds: Lightly dust under wings and around vents (avoid face).
Coop/Environment: Dust roosts, nest boxes, wall joints, and bedding.
When:
At first sign of pests
At week 25–26 for layers
During/after a known infestation
Reapply every 6–8 weeks (or quarterly) for prevention
Pro tip: Turn off fans while applying; wait 15 minutes before turning back on.
Active: Plant-based essential oils (FIFRA 25(b)-exempt)
Mode: Contact kill + cuticle disruption
Type: Ready-to-use dust (no mixing)
Environmental caution: Toxic to fish and bees—avoid drift/runoff near water or blooms.
General: Safe around poultry and pets when used correctly. Do not dust faces or eggs.
Coops, breeder pens, and runs; post-cleanout resets; prevention between deep cleans.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“No chemicals? No problem. Shake it, dust it, done.”
