Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cackle-worthy Design: With its rooster motif, this feeder is more than just a practical accessory—it's a statement piece that infuses your garden or yard with humor and rustic charm. Get ready for daily giggles and smiles!
Built to Last: Crafted from high-quality, weather-resistant plastic, this bird feeding tray can withstand the elements, whether it's rain, snow, or sunshine. Your birds—and your candy—will always be well-protected.
A Cinch to Use: Ready to cluck its way into your life, this feeder is incredibly easy to set up. Simply fill the tray with birdseed for your feathered friends or candies for your human guests, and wait for the VIPs to arrive.
Dual-Purpose Delight: Beyond its bird-feeding prowess, this feeder doubles as a rustic garden ornament and a quirky candy dish for your indoor gatherings. It's functional flair at its finest!
The Perfect Perch-ase: Searching for an egg-cellent gift? Look no further! This versatile piece makes a cracking gift for bird lovers, garden enthusiasts, and candy aficionados alike.