Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Cackle-worthy Design: With its rooster motif, this feeder is more than just a practical accessory—it's a statement piece that infuses your garden or yard with humor and rustic charm. Get ready for daily giggles and smiles!
Built to Last: Crafted from high-quality, weather-resistant plastic, this bird feeding tray can withstand the elements, whether it's rain, snow, or sunshine. Your birds—and your candy—will always be well-protected.
A Cinch to Use: Ready to cluck its way into your life, this feeder is incredibly easy to set up. Simply fill the tray with birdseed for your feathered friends or candies for your human guests, and wait for the VIPs to arrive.
Dual-Purpose Delight: Beyond its bird-feeding prowess, this feeder doubles as a rustic garden ornament and a quirky candy dish for your indoor gatherings. It's functional flair at its finest!
The Perfect Perch-ase: Searching for an egg-cellent gift? Look no further! This versatile piece makes a cracking gift for bird lovers, garden enthusiasts, and candy aficionados alike.