Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Cheeky and Humorous Design: Adorned with the sassy phrase "Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it. Oh, and here's a straw so you can suck it up," this sign adds a fun and audacious twist to your décor.
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Ideal Ice-Breaker: With its eye-catching design and cheeky words, this chicken sign serves as an instant ice-breaker and is sure to ruffle some feathers at gatherings.
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Perfect Gift for Humor Lovers: An excellent gift choice for those who love a bit of sass and humor in their decor, or for anyone who appreciates the playful side of farmhouse aesthetics.
Bring Fun Into Your Home: More than just a decorative item, this chicken sign infuses your home or office with wit and personality, ensuring your space always has a fun focal point.