Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Humorous and Charming: Features the witty phrase "I may look calm but in my mind I've pecked you 5 times," combining humor with a touch of rustic farm life charm.
Quality Craftsmanship: Crafted with a handsome wood frame and designed for durability, this sign is built to entertain and charm your guests for many years.
Perfectly Sized for Versatility: With its compact 6" x 6" size, this chicken sign fits seamlessly into various spaces—be it on a table, a bookshelf, or among other decor pieces.
Ideal Conversation Starter: Its quirky quote and fun graphics make this sign an irresistible focal point in any room, sparking laughter and light-hearted conversations.
Farm-Inspired Decor: Adds a playful twist to your home or office decor, blending rustic aesthetics with modern wit.
Great Gift Idea: An excellent choice for chicken enthusiasts, humor lovers, or anyone who enjoys adding an eccentric and humorous touch to their decor.
Enhance Your Environment: Not just a piece of decor, this sign brings a lively, farm-inspired vibe to your daily surroundings, making the ordinary a bit more enjoyable.