Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
High-Flying Fun: Experience the thrill of launching this quirky chicken slingshot into the air. Just stretch, release, and watch it soar, adding excitement to any outdoor game.
Compact and Mobile: Measuring a handy 4.5 inches, this slingshot toy is perfect for spontaneous play, easily fitting into any outdoor event, from backyard parties to picnics.
Endless Entertainment: Designed to keep the amusement going, the Chicken Slingshot ensures laughter doesn’t stop with just one launch. It's ideal for repeated use, providing continuous fun.
Stress-Busting Action: Not just for kids, this slingshot serves as a creative way for adults to release stress, turning pent-up energy into moments of joy and hilarity.
Durable Design: Crafted for both charm and longevity, this Chicken Slingshot withstands the rigors of playful antics, making it a lasting addition to your recreational activities.
Unpredictable Laughter: Each flight brings an element of surprise, enhancing the fun with unexpected twists and turns that are sure to elicit laughs from players of all ages.
Joyful Adventure in Every Launch: More than a toy, this slingshot is your ticket to a world of laughter and airborne adventures, inviting everyone to join in the fun.