Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Compact and Packed with Fun: Despite its small size, this 2-inch rubber chicken promises big laughs with eyes that hilariously pop out when squeezed, making it a continuous source of amusement.
Portable Entertainment: Easily fits in your pocket, desk, or gift bag, making it perfect for on-the-go stress relief or a playful distraction wherever you are.
Eye-Popping Action: Each squeeze surprises and delights with popping eyes, ensuring the laughter and fun never fades—even after countless uses.
Versatile Use: A hit at parties, a quirky conversation starter at gatherings, or a cheerful addition to any workspace, this toy brightens any setting.
Stress Relief Made Fun: Not just a toy, but a delightful stress-buster. Squeeze your worries away and replace them with laughter and light-heartedness.
Durable Design: Built to last from robust rubber, this chicken toy withstands frequent squeezing and is designed to be a long-lasting companion in your pursuit of joy.
Ideal for All Ages: Whether for kids seeking a giggle or adults needing a quick stress-relief fix, this toy is suitable for anyone in need of a little extra joy in their day.