Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Because chicken math needs receipts. The Flock Fails & Fixes Spiral Notebook corrals coop plans, meltdown notes, and “next time, do THIS” ideas into one tough little brain. 140 dotted pages, soft-touch covers, and durable wire-o binding mean it survives gloveboxes, feed rooms, and coffee spills.
Keepers who think in scribbles, sketch their next coop, and want one place for fails, fixes, and finger-wag reminders.
Dotted pages (140): Perfect for lists, sketches, and habit trackers.
Soft-touch cover: Feels fancy, wipes clean.
Wire-o binding: Lays flat while you wrangle birds.
Chaos companion: From predator-proofing plans to “stop leaving the gate open.”
Pages: 140, dotted
Cover:Soft-touch coated
Binding: Durable wire-o
Size: Toss-in-the-tote friendly (standard notebook footprint)
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Write it down or repeat the mistake. Your call.”
