Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Unisex T-Shirt

Clancy’s done being polite. Now he’s on your shirt.


This unisex tee from the Cluck You Very Much collection serves sass, sarcasm, and poultry preservation in one ultra-comfy package. Made with soft, lightweight fabric and just the right stretch, it's perfect for morning chores, myth-busting rants, or just silently judging someone’s coop design.

Featuring our iconic rooster with the face that launched a thousand eye-rolls, this tee is your official farm uniform for raising birds with grit—not glitter.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

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