Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

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One Dozen HEN PICKED Hatching Eggs - Cluck It All Farms

Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.

A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.

Let the hens decide. Shop Hen Picked Hatching Eggs

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs - Cluck It All Farms

One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.

Shop Kits for Keepers Who Don’t Mess Around

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

The CluckKit™ Collection

Brooding & Babies

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit by Cluck It All Farms - Cluck It All Farms

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.

Add a Bundle to Cart. Deny Everything.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle - Cluck It All Farms

Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

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Cluck You Very Much Eco Tote Bag - Cluck It All Farms

Cluck You Very Much Eco Tote Bag

$20.00 USD

Built for groceries, grit, and unsolicited coop advice.
The Cluck You Very Much Eco Tote Bag is for the chicken keeper who’s done with plastic—and patience. Featuring Clancy’s legendary look on one side and your favorite bold quote on the other, this organic cotton tote is roomy, reusable, and guaranteed to cause at least one chuckle in the checkout line.

Whether you’re hauling feed, books, or a broody hen in a towel (we’ve all been there), this bag can carry the weight—and your attitude.

Find the 6 gallon version here.

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