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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Clancy's Sticker Sheet

Judgment. Motivation. Chicken feet. All in one glorious sheet. Clancy’s Sticker Sheet loads your gear with coop-certified sarcasm—slap them on laptops, water bottles, phone cases, planners, or the feed-room clipboard that needs attitude.

Who It’s For

Flock bosses, list-makers with half-finished chores, vinyl addicts, and anyone who wants rooster-level energy on everyday stuff.

What’s Inside / Specs

  • Finish: glossy vinyl for bold color and shine

  • Design mix: Clancy faces, quotes, feathers, icons & farm-flavored chaos

  • Border: 0.12″ white border for clean, easy application

  • Durability: 2–3 years (indoor use)

  • Film type: Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)

  • Use: indoor only (devices, bottles, notebooks, binders, lockers)

  • Sourcing: blank material sourced from Japan; printed to order

How to Use

  1. Clean & dry the surface—no dust, oils, or soap film.

  2. Peel from a corner and align.

  3. Smooth from center outward to avoid bubbles.

  4. For bottles/tumblers, hand-wash to extend print life.

Care

Wipe with a soft, damp cloth. Avoid abrasives and harsh chemicals. Indoor use only; prolonged outdoor exposure can fade or lift edges.

Eco-Conscious Production

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“Attitude that sticks. Use responsibly.”