Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Not just a hat—a badge of honor. The Clancy Approved Bucket Hat keeps your cool while broadcasting the only opinion that matters: Clancy’s. Built in breathable cotton twill with vent eyelets and a comfy brim, it handles direct sun, rogue hens, and unsolicited chicken advice with equal flair.
Flock bosses who chase hens with a bucket of mealworms, market-day regulars who prefer shade over sunburn, and anyone who wants their headwear to say “I do things the right way.”
Fabric: 100% cotton twill—durable, breathable, coop-friendly
Ventilation: embroidered eyelets for airflow
Brim: soft, shade-making brim (packable, holds shape)
Decoration: front embroidered “Clancy Approved” graphic
Fit: classic bucket-hat silhouette; one size with relaxed crown
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Air dry and reshape brim while damp. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on embroidery.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—stitched just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Shade on the keeper, spotlight on the hens. Approved.”