Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Subtle? Nope.
Soft? Absolutely.
Sweaty and unbothered? You bet your tail feathers.
The Bawk Bawk, Bitch racerback tank is form-fitting, breathable, and embroidered with zero clucks given. Hauling feed, dodging roosters, or just vibing with unhinged poultry energy—this tank delivers heat and attitude in equal measure. Raw-edge seams and a flattering cut make it the thing you reach for when it’s 90° and you still have opinions.
Heat-wave chore champions, market-day sprinters, coop athletes with HOA fan clubs, and anyone who wants a sassy chicken tank that moves, breathes, and doesn’t apologize.
Fabric: soft, lightweight knit designed to breathe during hot chores (common tri-blend or cotton blend; fiber content may vary by color)
Fit: women’s form-fitting racerback with natural stretch
Details: raw edge seams for an easy, edgy finish
Decoration: embroidered “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front graphic
Runs close to the body. For a looser fit or if you’re between sizes, size up. Check your store’s size guide before adding to cart.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the embroidery.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—your tank is created just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Sun’s out, clucks out. Hydrate, then stir the flock.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |