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My Cozy Nest™ Single Hanging Chicken Hen Nesting Box - Cluck It All Farms

My Cozy Nest™ Single Hanging Chicken Hen Nesting Box

$30.00 USD

Because your hens deserve better than a milk crate and a prayer.

Don't Talk to Me Before I Crow Dad Hat - Cluck It All Farms

For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.

Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.

Shop the Hat. Save your mornings

Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.

Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.

Wear It Like You Mean It

Sip & Stare

Make a Statement

Stick It Where Clancy Would

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

from $12.00 USD

Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.

Chicken Math Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident

Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.

Add to Cart. Deny Everything.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt - Cluck It All Farms

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

from $16.00 USD

The Warning Comes Printed.

Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.

One Dozen HEN PICKED Hatching Eggs - Cluck It All Farms

Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.

A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.

Let the hens decide. Shop Hen Picked Hatching Eggs

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds) - Cluck It All Farms

Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)

from $10.00 USD

You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.

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Don't Talk to Me Before I Crow Women's Racerback Tank - Cluck It All Farms
Don't Talk to Me Before I Crow Women's Racerback Tank - Cluck It All Farms
Don't Talk to Me Before I Crow Women's Racerback Tank - Cluck It All Farms
Don't Talk to Me Before I Crow Women's Racerback Tank - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Before I Crow Women's Racerback Tank

$23.00 USD

Before coffee. Before chores. Before anyone speaks.

This breathable, fitted racerback tank is your warm-weather warning label. With soft tri-blend fabric and raw edge seams, it’s made for early morning feed runs, rooster negotiations, and silently glaring at anyone who dares say “Good morning” before the first crow.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼

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