Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Not everyone needs a title. Some just need a sticker.
The I Am Management sticker says what you’re thinking—loud, proud, and permanently. Made from tough, high-opacity vinyl with a bubble-free backing, it’s perfect for letting everyone know exactly who’s running the show (without having to crow about it... much).
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, brooder box, or truck window—and remind the world that you didn’t ask for authority. You became it.
Why It Rules:
Thick, durable vinyl = built for real-life flock keepers, not showbirds
High-opacity = covers old mistakes (and regrettable motivational stickers)
Easy, bubble-free application—even if you’re multitasking with a coffee and a runaway hen
Strong enough for farm life. Sassy enough for the office.
Details:
High-opacity film
Durable vinyl with 95µ density
Fast, bubble-free install
Clean the surface before applying for best results
Printed on demand—because overproduction is for rookies