Clancy’s done being polite. Now he’s on your shirt. The Cluck You Very Much tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and a little stretchy—perfect for dawn chores, myth-busting rants, or silently judging someone’s coop design. Grit, not glitter.
Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly).
Classic unisex fit: Easy, everyday silhouette that moves.
Pre-shrunk & side-seamed: Holds shape through real-life wear.
Bold graphic: Clancy’s iconic side-eye, front and center.
Fit: True to size; size up for extra room or layering.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.
Note: Fabric content can vary by color (heathers often include poly).
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Add coffee. Reduce witnesses.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |