Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Don’t let anyone ruffle your feathers. The Cluck Around & Find Out women’s relaxed tee pairs ultra-soft fabric with an easy drape and a message that speaks for itself—coop runs, town runs, and everything in between.
Flock leaders, feed-store introverts, and anyone who prefers their boundaries in bold letters.
Fabric (solids): 100% combed & ring-spun cotton
Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Other Heathers: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light, breathable, everyday soft
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction; crew neck
Sourcing: responsibly sourced blanks from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the U.S.
Graphic: bold Cluck Around & Find Out front print
Relaxed women’s fit with a flattering, easy silhouette. True to size; size down for a closer fit or up for extra slouch.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to cut waste and overproduction—made just for you.
Made to order and may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies and other print items in your cart.
Clancy Crowed It
“Feathers unruffled. Message received.”
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |