Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When it comes to poultry passion, you don't mess around. This shirt is a cluckin' declaration of your chicken devotion—and a fair warning for anyone who doubts it!
Why Choose This Tee?
Quality Fabric:Crafted from 100% cotton, feel the comfort and durability that lasts. For those who like a little variety, we also offer shades in Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and Heather colors with blended fabric options.
Structured Yet Comfy:Designed to hold its shape, this tee offers sharp lines that are perfect for layered looks or standalone style. It sits nicely on you, so you can focus on tending to your flock or whatever the day throws at you.
Sustainable Sourcing:Your purchase not only showcases your style but also makes a difference. Our tees are responsibly sourced from countries like Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico.
On-Demand Production:We don't believe in waste, which is why your tee is made when you order it. Thank you for helping us reduce overproduction with your thoughtful purchasing decisions!
So, dare to express your love for chickens boldly. Go ahead, cluck around and find out what happens!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Runs roomy which translates to comfortable! Nice fabric without the scratchiness of cheap material. Love the army green color!
This is a fun and humorous shirt for chicken lovers! Many colors to choose from. The royal blue I ordered is a beautiful, rich color! Got a lot of compliments and laughs in public. The unisex size chart is accurate, and the shirt was delivered in the expected time frame. Would make a nice gift for your chicken friends, too!
This shirt is such a hit and gets so many compliments and laughs. I wore it to a city wide event and also at the farmers market where I vend and I had quite a few people comment on it and laugh at the message and how it was relatable. It also makes for a great opportunity to promote this website in case they want their own!
I love that it comes in a variety of colors and is made with quality materials. It feels like it is made to last because even after many wears and washes the graphics on the front remain vibrant - something that isn’t always easy to find.
Whether it be a gift for yourself or for a fellow chicken lover, one can’t go wrong with this shirt!
I love this shirt! Super comfy, beautiful blue, true to size, and high quality cotton. I also got the ”rise and shine” T and love it!
The shirt fits true to size and comfortable to wear I would definitely order more shirts from here.