Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Lightweight, stretchy, and built for chaos-with-charm. The Big Cocks back-print tee keeps the front clean and puts the punchline where people can read it—when you walk away. Soft, breathable fabric and a flattering unisex fit make it the shirt you’ll reach for on feed-store runs, market days, or any time you’re feeling a little extra rooster energy.
Pun appreciators, rooster people, fair-day extroverts, and the “not shy, not sorry” crowd who prefer their small talk delivered in large type—on the back.
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—soft, breathable, easy to layer
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Print: bold back print design; clean front for everyday wear
Fit: unisex retail fit
Order your usual size for a standard look; size up if you like it roomier or plan to layer. (See the size guide below if you’re between sizes.)
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If they can read it, they’re already behind you. Strut accordingly.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |