Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Show your poultry pride without saying a word. The Chicken Dad sticker is printed on high-opacity vinyl so colors pop and backgrounds don’t show through, and the bubble-free adhesive makes it a smooth stick every time. Toss it on water bottles, laptops, notebooks, toolboxes—anywhere that needs a cluckin’ great upgrade.
Early-morning waterer warriors, school-drop-off heroes who still smell like pine shavings, 4-H chore captains, and any keeper whose nickname at the feed store is “Chicken Dad.”
Material: durable adhesive vinyl
Film: high-opacity for full coverage and vibrant color
Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces
Use: ideal for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, clipboards, gear cases
Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)
Finish & care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life
Clean & dry the surface—no oils, dust, or soap film.
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other to avoid bubbles.
Press firmly for 10–15 seconds, especially on textured items.
To remove, lift a corner and peel back low and slow; any residue wipes off with a little rubbing alcohol.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—small footprint, big cluck.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stickers do the talking so you can count the eggs.”