Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Warm ears, calm birds, zero drama. The Chicken Whisperer cuffed beanie keeps you cozy while broadcasting your keeper cred. It’s soft, durable, and snug enough for frosty waterer runs, feed-store dashes, and post-chore coffee.
Early-morning bucket carriers, winter chore warriors, market-day regulars with gentle hen energy, and any keeper known for talking a rooster off a ledge.
Material: 100% Turbo Acrylic — soft, durable, hypoallergenic
Length: 12″ (30 cm) cuffed knit for extra warmth
Fit: unisex, one size fits most adults (stretchy rib knit)
Decoration: Chicken Whisperer design on cuff
Sourcing: blank product responsibly sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea
Hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Avoid bleach and high heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Speak softly, carry snacks. Works every time.”